Why does your love smell like pickles?

I'm going to see the doctor tomorrow.

My boobs have been hurting for a week straight. They are heavy and bigger and really really really sore. I am nauseated randomly and getting dizzy spells. I am having random pains in my lower abdomen about where my ovaries are located.

I've peed on 2 sticks, not pregnant, so something else is going on.

Seriously, all i want to do is throw up, and lay in bed with a cold towel on my head and boobs and sleep.

I've looked up symptoms, and 3 things are possible.
A) Pregnant.. again, peed on 2 sticks.. not pregnant
B) Breast Cancer
C) NOTHING

I'm betting it's C. There's never anything wrong, and my body just hates me.

I'll post when I know more