HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Today is my favorite holiday!

Let's run down the events of the day...

A) I got to wear my hair in curlers, a maternity shirt, PJ pants and slippers, covered in blood, and holding a bloody pillowcase full of baby-doll parts with a soccer ball under my shirt to look pregnant

B) All the light's have been turned out on my side, and its warm, and I want to go to sleep!

C) We had a potluck... i didnt get to eat any of it because by the time I got there, all the good food was gone >.<

D) It's 3:30, and I havent eaten today

E) PAYDAY! WOOT!

F) My body hates me and my sex life

G) This day is dragging ass and I've decided to leave an hour early!!

H) The party tonight is going to be win and awesome

I would put more, but i'm going to continue reading ohmygods, playing chroma, pretending to work, and smoking too many cigarettes.

HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEENIE EVERYONE!

They catch me ridin dirty

Ok, quickie for today cause I'm about to leave work and i have thought of NOTHING to write about, and god forbid I leave my audience without some words of nonsense for today (and by audience, I mean the one of you that follows this blog....)


Tomorrow is Halloween. I love this holiday. For work, I get to carry around a bag full of bloody doll parts, and tomorrow night I get to walk around in a dress so short you have to shave to wear it, and I dont mean your legs

god bless america and god bless being a 20something not fat chick who can get away with dressing like a total slag and not only is it OK, but its EXPECTED

blood, sex and violence makes me a happy twisted girl

I'm the girl

who wants to stare into your eyes for as long as I love to stare at the stars

who loves getting a manicure after getting my hands dirty in the garden or making something with power tools

who loves your friends

who has a hot dinner waiting on you after a long day at work

who doesn't mind you leave your socks on the floor

who doesn't care if you hole up in a studio for days

who's happy to haul gear

who loves to laugh as loudly as possible

who loves to get in a car, and flip a coin for left or right

who starts water balloon fights

who cries at movies, gushes over babies, and listens to slayer

who will show up looking great so you can feel lucky you get to take me home

who is faithful to a fault

who knows love is more than just words

who can appreciate the beauty in art, no matter what it is

who loves to dance, even if there's no music playing and no matter who's watching; even in the middle of the store

who never stops learning

who gets so engrossed in a book you don't see me for the entire day till I'm done

who loves hearing stories of your childhood from your mom

who sees something in a store i know you would like and just *have* to surprise you with it

who can afford my own shoe habit but still expect you to pay for dinner

who always buys the first round

who loves to be treated like a lady while cussing like a sailor

who loves getting tattoos and pedicures

who has certain songs that always bring me to tears

who has a bad day but would never take it out on you

who cares if you had a good day, and if it was bad, wants to hear about it and make it better

who has a life outside of you but still wants you to be a part

who doesn't care if you have porn, and will watch it with you

who can't have children traditionally but loves to try

who has goals

who writes in journals, and creates things just because

who thinks comic books and RPG's are fun

who loves to open the windows on a cold day and snuggle under a mountain of blankets

who will yell at the TV watching sports louder than you

who loves to stay up all night talking

who looks forward to my first cup of coffee but isn't grumpy before I get it

who is happy with myself with or without you

Welcome to random day!

I have decided to make Tuesday's random day.


Prepare to be sucked into the random cloud that is about to BLOW YOUR MIND!
dun dun dunnnnnnn



Someone asked me today if I'm going for an Emily Dickinson look cause I'm pulling it off very well.

Mighty Fine has some killer strawberry lemonade


I like chapstick

I can't figure out how to add images to this thing

I like bacon. I will probably say this a lot

The coffee at my work tastes like roasted ass

http://theonedollarcampaign.blogspot.com/

It is shocking how many people don't know what IT means

My horoscope for today:
No matter what's going on, you should dive in as deeply as you can. It may be fun, it may be boring or it may be a little of both. Your energy should make today important and useful to all

umm WHAT?!?

When the really fat people walk around at work, the floor shakes. To the point of stuff on my desk actually moving.

Why is Boba Fett staring at me?

There was a spider on my desk. I screamed. It scared my co-workers :)

I feel bad that I didnt call Nikk back last night

Purcell is a funny name

I like waffles

I like changing my Yahoo IM status to random song lyrics to confuse people

I hate talking on the phone thanks to my job

I love it that this thing autosaves!!

I have a brick on my desk and I think its really funny

I wonder if trying hard to not really get any work done is just as hard as actually working

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That is my happy dance. Learn it. Love it.

Chromaphage is a fun time waster that I can play at work

I like gum. It's fun to chew AND to say!
gum
gum
gum
gum
gum
It's one of those words that stops sounding like a real word if you say it enough. I'll hold on while you say it over and over and agree with me..








see?



I want to buy a poking stick. people that walk by my cube are subject to a poking!
poke poke poke poke poke


I wish I could smoke at my desk at work. I'd really get so much more work done if I didnt leave every hour.

There is a weird wiccan dude wearing a pink shirt at work and every time he walks by he smiles and stares at my tits. He's new.. he doesnt know I have mouth lazers and will de-man him if he doesnt stop it

Policy

Someone's cell phone is going off. Its on vibrate. It sounds like someone farting.



I'll post more later...

if you're lucky

bwahahaha

When I woke up this mornin.. I heard, a disturbin sound..

And by disturbing sound, I of COURSE mean my drunk roommate, coughing up a very special blend of lung butter.

About 3 months ago, I look around my nearly vacant apartment and thought to myself, "Self, you live by yourself in a 2 bedroom apartment. Self, you are paying full rent and have a 2nd bedroom that is just closed off and the closet is being used as storage. Self, WTF." So, I got me a roommate.

I started my roommate search like everyone else does. Weeding out the crazies on craigslist. When nothing came of that, a guy at work had just gotten out of the hospital and had been staying in a "pay by the week" motel. Not thinking to ask why a 50 year old man would need to live in such a place, I offered my 2nd bedroom to him, for more than half of course. I have to make up for the extra use of water and electricity somehow, right?

So, he moves in. We will call him, W.

The first night W moved in, he proceeded to drink a 5th of vodka. I was not home while he was moving in and by the time I got home that evening, he was moved in, and quite drunk. I said ok.. most people drink gatorade and save the alcohol till they are done, but Ok. All I wanted to do that night was put away my laundry and watch a movie. W decided it would be a better idea to sit in the hallway in front of my door and talk to me. Of course I can't watch my movie or shut the door in his face, because that would just be rude.

Almost 3 months later.....
He's drank all the beer in my fridge, including my Guinness. If he wanted the Sam Adams and whatever else was in there from what I had bought a YEAR ago and stuff friends left from, a YEAR ago, ok.. but not my Guinness man.. that shit is sacred!
He has decided to help himself to my absynth.
He drinks a case of Busch's in about 2 days
He has skipped work, not just one day, but last week it was 4 days in a row, to stay home and get drunk
My apartment smells like stale beer

I go home, and go right to my room and shut the door. The soonest I can move out of this apartment is April.


Dear god.... Dear little baby jesus fetus up in heaven... give me the strength to not kill this man

IN OTHER NEWS

My very good friends, LucasCookus are putting out a CD. This has been planned and talked about for months, and 11/20 is the date of release, FINALLY.
I have been made their "anti-sobriety and debauchary coordinator". This basically means when I go to shows, I make it my personal mision to get them very very drunk. I accomplish this goal very well, thank you very much.

I wonder if I can get business cards and write off the bar tabs.......

Highlight of the day:
Seeing a riced out car. I know this is nothing special, but I gotta say, if I hadnt been driving, I would have had to take a picture. This was all kinds of special awesome WTF, including pinkish-purplish "flames" on the front and going down the sides. I think to myself, "Self, this is one special douch-bag" and I look...... and its a GIRL driving. It makes me sad for the entire female species. I apologize on behalf of her for making the city of Austin look at this.

Nonsense and Ramblings on a sunny Sunday

For my first blog here, I think I should take a little time to introduce myself.

I am the win and awesome fairy, a name given to me by my best male friend, Mr. Nikk. I find this name funny and great because my life is usually anything but win and awesome. Don't get me wrong, my life, for the most part is pretty good. I have a job, I won't say a great job because it's really not, but it pays the bills and it offers medical insurance so I cant complain too much. That, and they put up with my ass on a daily basis so hey, they can't be ALL bad, right?

I live in the great town of Austin, TX. I am a lifelong Texas resident, but I'm not sure how much longer that is going to last. I feel as tho there is an entire world out there ready to be explored by me, things i cannot even begin to fathom that is pulling me in a hundred different directions. I feel the need to just, GO. This might be something i spout out for years to come, or I might just one day say fuck it and actually just... GO.

I have several really great friends. I feel blessed to have every one of them in my life. I wish some of them lived closer, but the ones that aren't here are only a phone call away.

So, this is me. Saying HELLO on a lazy sunny Sunday as i sit in my favorite coffee shop in Austin, drinking my weight in coffee and taking full advantage of the free wifi.

Highlight for today: Looking out the window at the coffee shop and seeing a sign on the light post outside that has 9 skull and crossbones and under those says Poke Her. I dont get it but its freaking awesome.