HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Today is my favorite holiday!

Let's run down the events of the day...

A) I got to wear my hair in curlers, a maternity shirt, PJ pants and slippers, covered in blood, and holding a bloody pillowcase full of baby-doll parts with a soccer ball under my shirt to look pregnant

B) All the light's have been turned out on my side, and its warm, and I want to go to sleep!

C) We had a potluck... i didnt get to eat any of it because by the time I got there, all the good food was gone >.<

D) It's 3:30, and I havent eaten today

E) PAYDAY! WOOT!

F) My body hates me and my sex life

G) This day is dragging ass and I've decided to leave an hour early!!

H) The party tonight is going to be win and awesome

I would put more, but i'm going to continue reading ohmygods, playing chroma, pretending to work, and smoking too many cigarettes.

HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEENIE EVERYONE!