Welcome to random day!

I have decided to make Tuesday's random day.


Prepare to be sucked into the random cloud that is about to BLOW YOUR MIND!
dun dun dunnnnnnn



Someone asked me today if I'm going for an Emily Dickinson look cause I'm pulling it off very well.

Mighty Fine has some killer strawberry lemonade


I like chapstick

I can't figure out how to add images to this thing

I like bacon. I will probably say this a lot

The coffee at my work tastes like roasted ass

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It is shocking how many people don't know what IT means

My horoscope for today:
No matter what's going on, you should dive in as deeply as you can. It may be fun, it may be boring or it may be a little of both. Your energy should make today important and useful to all

umm WHAT?!?

When the really fat people walk around at work, the floor shakes. To the point of stuff on my desk actually moving.

Why is Boba Fett staring at me?

There was a spider on my desk. I screamed. It scared my co-workers :)

I feel bad that I didnt call Nikk back last night

Purcell is a funny name

I like waffles

I like changing my Yahoo IM status to random song lyrics to confuse people

I hate talking on the phone thanks to my job

I love it that this thing autosaves!!

I have a brick on my desk and I think its really funny

I wonder if trying hard to not really get any work done is just as hard as actually working

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That is my happy dance. Learn it. Love it.

Chromaphage is a fun time waster that I can play at work

I like gum. It's fun to chew AND to say!
gum
gum
gum
gum
gum
It's one of those words that stops sounding like a real word if you say it enough. I'll hold on while you say it over and over and agree with me..








see?



I want to buy a poking stick. people that walk by my cube are subject to a poking!
poke poke poke poke poke


I wish I could smoke at my desk at work. I'd really get so much more work done if I didnt leave every hour.

There is a weird wiccan dude wearing a pink shirt at work and every time he walks by he smiles and stares at my tits. He's new.. he doesnt know I have mouth lazers and will de-man him if he doesnt stop it

Policy

Someone's cell phone is going off. Its on vibrate. It sounds like someone farting.



I'll post more later...

if you're lucky

bwahahaha